I like football too, forget food reviews

So this site is predominantly based on food, mainly burgers and curries. I know some (Atul) don't like my food reviews but I will perservere. I have been playing five a side football for over 10 years now with my friends and we've had an unforced sabatical for about three months now and I have sure missed it.

So my friends and I are trying to start again but it proved hard work tonight just to find 10 players. We got there eventually and had a fun game. It started a bit serious but ended with laughs and giggles. Two main contributors to this was the lack of fitness from the players and a special guest appearance from Dan. So the ten players were set, but last minute we had a cancellation; I now know in times of need Dan is the man to call. I liken him to a white Pele. Why? I have no idea, he has some skills and can run a bit, but more than anything he makes me laugh. He has this elegance which I can only liken to a wilder beast being chased by hyenas in the wild. He will go anywhere and do anything with or without the ball and I think this included hugging Monir and punching Atul. But with this craziness there is also a calm like when the prey has lost it's predator and this was highlighted with his twice taken penalty, both dispatched with ease against a helpless Monir.

The match started in horrifying fashion for my team. It brought back nightmares of my work football team as we were down 3-0 within 2 minutes. Dips made Sherwin and I fall over are own feet as he twisted us inside and out and scored straight away. After a frantic start our other special guest Sat, showed his class and my team settled down soon after. After about twenty minutes of a close game going either way we eventually won by six goals, but by the end it did become a bit of a joke. My game got progressively worse whilst Monir lost his voice from the amount of moaning at his own team. My standout moment was when Dips had a chance to score against Dan and somehow Dan ended up making a few saves with the ball ricocheting everywhere and Dan ended up looking like a seal doing ball tricks. I guess you had to be there!

Other good moments were Chris falling over when all by himself. Monir actually screened me so Dips would score. Atul and Monir were outmuscled by everyone ( gym passes needed). Atul shouted Am-eer which distracted his own team mate. Lastly Paul fouling his own team mate to get the ball. Solid!

It was a good game and hopefully my fitness will get better. I am starting to realise I am not as good as I once thought. I love football but im not sure if it really is blogging material. So the next thing to look forward to is another burger. Borinnggggg!