Shayan vs Sherwin: who is better- results are in

So the most pointless survey ever. A close third behind my other two:

Funnier - Shayan

Stronger - Sherwin

Likely to be tied up naked on stag do: Sherwin

Likely to come out of the closet: Shayan

Rather meet in an alley way: Shayan

We had a record 12 submissions- thank you all.

So from this I gather that I am a camp funny guy- Alan Carr

Sherwin is a drunk muscle man who doesn't seem so friendly - Mike Tyson